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Captain Logs

Post by Last Chaos Lord on Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:26 am

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Captain's log day 1
Today I got appointed captain of the SS Gerbil. Never thought I'd see the day I'd become a captain but look at me now. I have a crew of 20 which should make things interesting and we also have a chef, he is not part of the crew. I'll have to try and learn the crew members names. Hey you is really a great nick name for the whole crew. Plus it might confuse crew member Hei Yu. Anyway I should probably start ordering people around since that's what a captain does.
Captain Crunchybuns signing off.
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Post by Last Chaos Lord on Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:13 am

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Captain's log day 12
Had a fight with crewman Snufflecakes about females on board. I was all for it but he was like 'but my ex has tried to kill me seven times already, I joined this vessel to get away from her'. Silly Snufflecakes so paranoid. In hindsight I probably shouldn't have left her in charge of the armory. I'm sure she'll be fine. In other news I found a lucky penny in my quarters, I have a feeling my luck can only get better.
Signing off.
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Post by Last Chaos Lord on Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:15 pm

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Captain's log day 13
Ok maybe I definitely shouldn't have left Snufflecakes' ex in charge of the armory. She managed to kill Snufflecakes as well as crewmen Shankles and Hark, before we could wrestle the rubber ducky from her. She managed to run away and lock herself in the woman's bathroom. Since noone really wants to go into the ladies, I have posted crewman Yolo and the chef on guard duty outside the bathroom. Crewman Ilikebigexplosions has been put in charge of the armory. I think I've had enough excitement for one day.
Signing off.
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Re: Captain Logs

Post by Last Chaos Lord on Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:18 am

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Captain's log day 20
*munch much* Today was a good day. *munch crunch* Found some of the crew with contraband. *crunch crunch* Had to confiscate it. *munch munch* God I love candy. *crunch* That is all.
Signing off.
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